jim kirk’s snapchat account though, it would be amazing
him posing with the gorn like “aint easy being green” and one of his salad making a frowny face with tomato eyes and a red pepper slice mouth all “thanks a lot BONES”
and then a series of him posing in his tight red exercise pants sent to spock’s account with text like “SPOCK WHAT DO YOU THINK” different angle ”ARE THEY REGULATION STANDARD” another angle ”TOO SMALL OR JUST RIGHT?” from behind “OFFICIAL FIRST OFFICER THOUGHTS?”
the real reason why spock went to gol after the five year mission: jim kirk’s exercise pants
SOMEONE HELP ME I’M SCREAMING AT A SALAD
The problem of Chris Pine is a serious one because the man has so many incarnations. For example, we have:
Desert Hooker (Google that phrase. Do it right now. You’ll laugh.)
Rocking a dress
Old Married Pinto
Whatever the hell this was
Actual Disney Princess
There is actually no escape. This man is a menace and must be stopped.
He aquí los patrones de los uniformes de Star trek La Serie Original:
1. Uniforme femenino; 2. Patrones del uniforme femenino; 3. Pasos a seguir a la hora de armar el vestido; 4. Patrones de la sudadera del uniforme masculino; 5. Insignias y rangos.